False cognates

I am not that guy.

In my occasional ego-surfing, I have come across the following people with the same first and last name as me. If you’re looking for one of these guys, I’m not the one you’re looking for. I have not met any of them, and I’m sure that each one is a fine person in his own right. He’s just not me.

There’s no problem, no one is stalking me. I just like setting the record straight. Although, in truth, this pileup of David Gorslines will raise all sorts of heck with the primitive social/semantic web crawlers out there.