Rules for Living

Sam Holcroft’s Rules for Living is a Christmas puzzle box in which we’re given a look at the characters’ inner lives, sort of Alice Gerstenberg’s Overtones as reimagined by Michael Frayn and Alan Ayckbourn. In this case, each of this hapless family’s secret coping strategies to get through a fraught holiday gathering are projected on a screen, for instance, Matthew must sit and eat in order to tell a lie or Deborah must clean in order to hold her tongue—all to some comic effect. Jonathan Feuer as Adam has the greatest challenge, and he pulls it off, with Adam must use a silly voice (some of them very specific) in order to tell the truth.

Although the Charades sequence is predictable, it does give Naomi Jacobson (Deborah) the opportunity for the biggest laugh of the show without saying a word or moving a muscle. The fate of a solitary empty bowl on an end table is telegraphed from Utah.

  • Rules for Living, by Sam Holcroft, directed by Ryan Rilette, Round House Theatre, Bethesda, Md.

I’m all for reusing playbills, but not this one in my hands that has been overly thumbed.

Christmas Bird Count 2025: Seneca

frostingThe CBC for the Seneca count circle took place on 14 December. Overnight left a frosting of snow, followed by dropping temperatures and wind. I lost two counters due to illness, a third to the weather, and a fourth to travel. Nevertheless, my team in sector 14 turned up 47 species (pending returns from one more feeder watcher). Lake Fairfax was nearly completely iced over, with nothing but Canada Geese loafing in the open water and a lonely Ring-necked Duck foraging. Our special birds were (pending review) Cackling Goose (Branta hutchinsii), Broad-winged Hawk (Buteo platypterus), and Orange-crowned Warbler (Leiothlypis celata).

I started an iNaturalist project to keep tabs on possible sightings on future counts. So I was at least able to add a Dark-eyed Junco (Junco hyemalis) to the project.

New venues, 2025

Made my last visit to Edward Durell Stone’s Kleenex box for a while.

  • Christ Episcopal Church, Kensington, Md.
  • Ring Auditorium, Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden, Washington
  • Family Theater, Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, Washington
  • Maryland Ensemble Theatre, Frederick, Md.

Meterstones, 2025

Small accomplishments during the year, not otherwise accounted for. Not major milestones, but bigger than inchstones.

  • I completed 1000 hours of service as a Virginia Master Naturalist.
  • I repainted my front door, using a color match of the paint under the kickplate: alas, my cluster association palette calls for a paint color no longer offered by any vendor. My paint job looks OK from the curb, but not that great close up.
  • I’m wrapping up my fifth Christmas Bird Count (CBC) as a sector leader in the Seneca count circle.
  • I earned a Grognard Mirabilaire badge with Wikipedia. Still no barnstars.

By Jimmy Van Heusen: 1

YouTube has been feeding me scratchy videos of Jay Ward’s Fractured Fairy Tales, and I’ve been eating them up. In “The Ugly Almond Duckling,” Edward Everett Horton’s narration opens with a joke that, in the hands of lesser makers, would be the punch line to a shaggy dog story involving Chinese hydrology. It’s a riff on a page from the Great American Songbook that hardly anyone sings any more, “Nancy (with the Laughing Face)”.

My year in contributions, 2025

In time for last-minute tax deductions, here’s my annual list.

What organizations are worthy of support? Please give some consideration to this list.

These are the groups and projects to which I gave coin (generally tax-deductible), property, and/or effort in 2025.

Upcoming: 63

Adjudication assignments for WATCH for 2026 are out. I am scheduled to see:

  • Carrington, Save My Black Soul
  • Tesori/Kron, Fun Home
  • Hamill, Sense and Sensibility
  • Moore/Murray, Tales of the Artisan
  • Dead Air
  • Brickman/Elice/Lippa, The Addams Family

As well as three TBDs.

The Thanksgiving Play

The piece raises an occasional chuckle, but it goes into the bin of the rarely funny genre of Well-Intentioned People Getting It Wrong. There are the easy jokes about pronouns; a pedant stickles about the difference between literally and figuratively to set up another limp joke. There is the outsider who is not what everyone else takes her to be: a Waiting for Guffman trope telegraphed like it was on a fiber optic cable. The clash between art and commercial viability for women is better executed in Jane Martin’s Anton in Show Business.

Shea-Mikal Green as Logan, the director of the no-budget “devised piece” about the American Thanksgiving, does manage to inject some manic energy into this wobbly vehicle.

  • The Thanksgiving Play, by Larissa FastHorse, directed by Suzanne Beal, Maryland Ensemble Theatre, Frederick, Md.

Some links: 111

The Mother Play: A Play in Five Evictions

The Mother Play: A Play in Five Evictions is a funny-sweet-bitter reflection of playwright Paula Vogel’s emotional journey with her mother, named in the play’s world as Phyllis Herman (the always watchable Kate Eastwood Norris). The “evictions” of the title refer to the series of house moves undertaken by the Herman family—mother, son Carl (the surprising Stanley Bahorek) and daughter Martha (steady Zoe Mann)—gradually stepping up from a cockroach-riddled basement custodial flat* to a spacious three-bedroom apartment, all in the D.C. metro area. As Martha says early in the play, there is a season for packing, and a season for unpacking.

It’s not clear in the text whether each change of domicile is entailed by formal proceedings, but that’s not important. Rather, we can read each eviction as a point in the Herman’s lives when something is lost, and maybe something found. As the various Herman family apartments gradually become airier and more spacious, equally so the living rooms become emptier of furniture, highlighting Phyllis’s rejection of her children and general isolation. The Gershwins’ “Someone to Watch over Me” recurs as underscoring: Phyllis never does find that Someone until the closing moments of the play.

Shawn Boyle’s projection designs are formidable, perhaps even triggering.

  • The Mother Play: A Play in Five Evictions, by Paula Vogel, directed by Margot Bordelon, Studio Theatre Mead Theatre, Washington

*Writing as someone who’s lived with cockroaches in Prince George’s County, I’m of the mind that you’re never really rid of them.